MasterBastard.com - Evolution in Filth

Hey folks,

Long time, no post.  Sorry about that.  Hamtackle and I miss this old website and we know you do too.  We should have mentioned it earlier but we have moved on to a new home for our homespun, artisan filth; MasterBastard.com 

We imported the PopularIrony.com blog and will continue to add an occasional post, but best of all, it's the home of the Master Bastard Podcast.  Oooh!  I know how that tickles yer lady bits.  

Our official podcast description... 
"Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard."

Doesn't that sound wholesome and tender?  It's pretty fucking great... Don't believe us?!  Well why don't I let Gurgel explain...

Impressed?  I'm not fucking surprised.  Why not get your dick over to MasterBastard.com and get that podcast stuffed up your ears?  Hamtackle, Terlet, Ramtang and Sir Chapsworth would love to have ya!


You can also check us out at....  

Master Bastard on iTunes

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Email us at TheBastards@MasterBastard.com

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Popular Irony will never die, it will only fester.  We love you -Terlet


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Master Bastard #24 - Salted and Cured Meats

In another eagerly-anticipated episode, a particularly pickled Terlet opens up about his feelings on reggae and being on the receiving end of spousal abuse, and defends against dissent on the continuing involuntary book club.  The Bastards also warn of the dangers of supermodels learning to read and write, and some fresh limericks and tweets are shared for your listening pleasure.

 

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Master Bastard #23 - Good Gravy!

Join in the celebration as Ramtang wins wars on three fronts: one at his employer's HR, one on a lonely stretch of road, and a personal victory in the home!  Hamtackle and Terlet settle an argument that wages after the podcast, and the boys explore how dark is the "coldness in my heart".  Oh yes, and bestiality poetry.

 

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Master Bastard #22 - Now 69% More Offensive!

Join the Bastards as they enter a new lighthearted era of podcasting positivity!  Hamtackle stands up for a publicly persecuted elderly man, Ramtang expresses his disgust for on online bullying phenomenon, and Sir Chapsworth is immortalized in poetry form.  Even the involuntary book club has an upbeat note when the rat's carcass of a novel yields its meat as a murder finally takes place!

 

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Master Bastard #21 - Cavalcade of Men

Tonight Ramtang answers the question everyone has been asking: "What is the medical condition of his sperm?" We find out what Sir Chapsworth's dog and horny sea otters have in common, disturbing news stories remind us of Colorado's colorful criminal character, and the boys orally partake in a bit of prison culture. All this entertainment is rounded off with some literary critique and the Master Bastard exclusive exposé on the original meaning of a musical classic.

 

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Master Bastard #20 - Felony Fights, Limericks, RG3 and Rampant Feminism

The Bastards stuff it in softly with another delightful Master Bastard!  We got Felony Fights!  We got Book Clubs!  We got Dream Journals!  We got Shit Stories!  We got Ssssssportsss!  All this and Limericks on this edition of Master Bastard! Exclamation Point!

 

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Master Bastard #19 - Dream Shart

The Bastards get extra classy with extensive Shit Stories, Mariachi Bat Beatings, Involuntary Book Clubs, Christian Shit Trees, Canned Meat Imports, Sports Talk, we cover ground Tosh.0 has already covered and a gift you with a song that summons evil spirits into your house.  All this and more on another deliciously disgusting Master Bastard!

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Master Bastard #18 - St. Patrick's Day Podcast Spectacular!

The Bastards get extra drunk for a Saint Patrick's Day Podcast Spectacular!  Drinking, swearing, shouting, singing, eating and bolstering stereotypes.  There's terrible accents, insensitive humor and filthy limericks!  Go throw on some green and get your booze, you'll need to be drunk to listen to this "spectacular" episode of Master Bastard!

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Master Bastard #17 - Deadly Drugs, Dried Beef and Book Clubs

The Bastards discuss stolen penises and make Ramtang uncomfortable with talk of making love to each other.  Dried Beef is consumed and enjoyed.  All this and more on this episode of Master Bastard!

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Master Bastard #16 - Rebirths, Spotted Dick and Horrible Things

Well Looky Here!!  Master Bastard is back with all new filth!  The show is reborn into pretty much the same thing.  Hamtackle has belated Christmas gifts, the Bastards snack on Spotted Dick, Shit stories, beheadings and more on this episode of Master Bastard!

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