Popular Irony Rhyme Time

I've been waiting for weeks
For my body to be complete
I sent money away
And it should arrive today...
IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK!

The model was deluxe
It was designed for more fucks
And could go from flaccid and slim
To being filled to the brim...
IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK!

I shelled out more cash
So it can fill any gash
And when I put it together
It'll attach to my nethers...
IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK!

When the mailman delivered
My insides all quivered
I've been a Ken doll below
But now I am eager to show...
IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK!

So I tore open the box
Expecting a king kong size jock
It's contents were disjointed
And I admit I was disappointed...
IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK!

It was shriveled and pale
And as thin as a rail
Apparently the caucasian
Was just a repainted asian...
IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK!

When I wore it with hair
It seemed barely there
And forget it without
It was a pale small-sized trout...
IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK!

If I could send the thing back
I'd probably order a black
It might just be clashing
But decidedly more dashing...
IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK!

If I had taken the hint
I'd have read the no-refund print
Now resigned to my shame
I must decide to proclaim...
IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK! IT'S MY COCK!

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