Fuck me sideways, I could barely contain my engorged loins when I saw this tasty treat in the soup aisle. Who the fuck would not want to eat this soup? Sweet Christmas! It is packed with so many things I love! Chicken! Cheese! Enchilada! Flavor!!! Fucking shit holes, that sounds amazing!!
Let's crack this little fuck open and get to heatin'! I can't wait to have this hot mess pouring down my lips, chin, back and ass.
People who microwave soup are retarded assholes. Yeah! You heard me! RE-TAR-DED! Everyone knows that microwave radiation destroys specific delicious soup particles. I'd slide my rusty pucker down a barbed wire baseball bat before eating microwaved soup!
There is nothing better than the slop slop slop sound of a can of soup getting poured into a saucepan. It reminds me of every sexual experience I've ever had.
Ah shit! That is almost hot enough. Just a few more minutes of simmering and I'll be ready to get my body pumped full of hot cheesey flavor!
Just look at those chunks of chicken! Also, a special guest, Tomatoes! Wonderful! They've just been sitting there swimming in cheese. Fuck!
That was incredibly delicious. It was cheesy and zesty with a hint of spicy! The chicken was tender and didnt have any of those weird cartilagey bits mixed in with it. I would highly reccomend this soup to anyone who likes things that are fucking delicious, or anyone who desires pseudo-mexican flavored soups. I'm glad I have a second can. I am almost ready for a second round of hot sloppy soup action. I give it 9/10 Clean Licked Soup Bowls.
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