Do You Want To Take A Shower?

Heeeeey there, do you want to take a shower?  It's pipin' hot and wonderful!  I promise that your showering experience with me will be some of the finest showering you've ever had!  I have been showering all my life and I think I could teach you a thing or two.  I could scrub you up and you could soap me down, it's all part of the shower game. 

We'll have such fun!  No hanky panky, I promise.  I am in it only for the showering.  Getting clean, know what I mean? Heh heh... 

But you know.... sometimes things happen.  Soapy penises slip into the strangest of places.  One time I found mine inside a box of Cheerios's.  I was like "What are you doing, penis?"  Boy, did we ever laugh. 

Yes, my penis laughs.  Well, not really laughing as much as clapping it's distended urethra together like a salty little clam.  I was in a coma for a few years and that catheter gave my dick lips!  Still, I like to think of it as my giggling little pal.

So are you in or not?  I've got Mr. Bubble and No Tears Shampoo.  Do you want to know a secret?... This shower has benches!  We could sit and chat while we gets sudsy!  I can already tell that you are going to be my new Scrubbin' Buddy.

I come from a long line of Showerers.  I know all the old Bathing Tales.  The old stories my ancestors used to tell each other around the shower head.  I can spin a steamy yarn like it's nobodies business.  You ever hear the one about the naked bathing man with very firm hands?  No?  Well, come on in and I'll tell it to you.  You are not going to regret this.


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