First up is.. Carla Gugino. Hey look! She's got tits! Celebrity tits! At least I think she is a celebrity, I have never heard of her.
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| Hey... is that some nip? Celebrity nip? |
Next up is... Salma Hayek. Yup. Celebrity... check! Tits.... check! She qualifies!!
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| I can hear that shirt creaking. |
Falling into third place is... Britney Spears! Tits Tits Celebrity Tits! Sweaty Drunken Celebrity Tits!
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| Do I have to buy you a drink or can we just grab them now? |
Fourth on the list for Celebrity tits is... Katie Price? Another Celebrity Titeteer that I have never heard of. I'm guessing porn or hotel heiress. Probably both.
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| Who am I? Who gives a shit. Tits! |
Last but certainly not least. The person who should have been #1 on the chart. The full chested southern belle, Dolly Parton. Them some vintage Celebrity Tits!
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| She must have a steel spine. |
Thanks for joining me on this pathetically juvenile excursion into the squishy land of Celebrity Tits!
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