Hank Williams, Jr. is accepting of all lifestyle choices.

You know those people that just hate gay people?  I mean HAAAAATE them?  They froth at the mouth when they spit the word "Faggot", there is such vitriol behind it.  But you know, in many circumstances, those same people turn out to be closeted, self hating homosexuals.  They only way they know how to deal with their sexuality colliding with their upbringing is to overcompensate.  The next time you see one of those bible thumpers holding a "God Hates Fags" sign.  Just think of him with a cock in his mouth.  It will all make sense.

That brings us to Hank Williams, Jr..  He is an outspoken country star who tends to voice his disgust with those who are different than him.  You think he may be overcompensating a bit?..... Hmmmmmmm?  In an incredibly childish manner, I have altered the lyrics to "All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight.".



I got semen on my blue jeans, someones cock in my hand,
Lord, it’s hard to be a secret gay man.
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean,
But I'm no fan of girls, if you know what I mean,
I gotta get shaved, get my pubes cropped right,
‘cause all my secret gay friends are comin' over tonight.

Do you wanna drink, hey, do ya wanna get naughty,
Hey, Billy, this is ole Hank ready to get your thing started.
A clean tarp and lube on the ground, we got some beer on ice,
And all my furry bear friends are coming over tonight.

Now my party pad is out in the woods,
The ladies won't spot us and that is good,
'Cause I got some dirty drag queens spread out on the floor,
And a bunch of hairless twinks just walked through the door.

Got a little whirlpool just made for ten,
So take off your speedo, it's full of just men.
You can do anything that you wanna do,
But uh uh, don't you cum on my cowboy boots.

Do you wanna drink, hey, do ya wanna get naughty,
Hey, this is Sloppy Bottom Hank ready to get sloppy.
I'm like a pig on the ground, and it feels so nice
And all my Leather Daddy friends are coming over tonight.

Do you wanna drink, hey, do ya wanna party,
Hey, Hey, this is Candy' Ass Hank ready to get this gay orgy... started,
I'm all fours on the ground, my ass will need some ice,
Cause all my huge black friends are coming over tonight.

Hank "The Spank" Williams, Jr.

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