"Ping pong aint a sport" - Dangle Hills; bus driver
"What's a water polo?" - Sam; architect
"If there isn't a goalie, how do they score?" - Dick Singleterry; youth minister, on gymnastics
"Them Chinese can't ride horses" - Lance Perry; bird feeder
"Allowing a cyborg in sprinting? Everyone knows the Nexus 6 models only have a four year life span!" - Andy Samerson; Pokemon trainer
"Honestly, his entry was amazing!" - Daryl Powers; bareback gay porn actor
"He's just so strong aggressive. They couldn't stop him, but just had to sit back and accept what he was giving them." - Random bus passenger, on Kobe Bryant
"That ain't how you make a soup!" - Theresa Briggs; provocateur, on Ryan Lochte
"I really thought their last drummer was better. But then again, I see them every year." - Random man who thought we were discussing the Grateful Dead
"A wink and a smile will only get you so far, girlfriend!" - Unknown drunken taxi driver, criticizing women's boxing
"He should be screened for Testosteroni!" - Bernie Waddles, on Michael Phelps
"I'm waiting for the bowling finals." - Unnamed barfly beggar
"What's a water polo?" - Sam; architect
"If there isn't a goalie, how do they score?" - Dick Singleterry; youth minister, on gymnastics
"Them Chinese can't ride horses" - Lance Perry; bird feeder
"Allowing a cyborg in sprinting? Everyone knows the Nexus 6 models only have a four year life span!" - Andy Samerson; Pokemon trainer
"Honestly, his entry was amazing!" - Daryl Powers; bareback gay porn actor
"He's just so strong aggressive. They couldn't stop him, but just had to sit back and accept what he was giving them." - Random bus passenger, on Kobe Bryant
"That ain't how you make a soup!" - Theresa Briggs; provocateur, on Ryan Lochte
"I really thought their last drummer was better. But then again, I see them every year." - Random man who thought we were discussing the Grateful Dead
"A wink and a smile will only get you so far, girlfriend!" - Unknown drunken taxi driver, criticizing women's boxing
"He should be screened for Testosteroni!" - Bernie Waddles, on Michael Phelps
"I'm waiting for the bowling finals." - Unnamed barfly beggar
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