Greasedaddy Is Looking For Love

We at Popular Irony are convinced that there is someone out there for everyone. No matter how strange, pathetic, controversial, or just plain disgusting a person is, their perfect match is waiting for them. In the past it was more difficult to find somebody that shared your odd habits and tastes, but online anything is possible. And we intend to prove it

Meet Greasedaddy. We carefully constructed his profile to appeal to a very specific person, mainly an exceptionally strange one. He is a white bisexual male from Iowa who frequently sports a neckbeard, very tall at 6'5", has comments like "I am an open book with a few pages stuck together", and claims to be "well-known throughout the streets". I included a mugshot background for the profile pic for added effect.

 If Greasedaddy can find love, then you can too. Check back for actual corrospondence (with identities protected, of course) as it rolls in. We hope to find that one-in-a-million person that will look past all of the red flags to find the non-existent person within. Hopefully a little desperation will go a long way here.


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