Learnin' Porn

These days, it is impossible to teach young adults anything.  They won't listen to shit.  All they can think about is pussy, boners and celebrities.  This country is closing in on it's last laps around the toilet bowl of history.  The only way we can save it is through building up our citizens through education.  But how do you make learning interesting and fun to this new generation of cell phone slinging retards?  Being a creative genius, I have devised a masterful, new teaching method.  Learnin' Porn!

What's Learnin' Porn you ask?  Most teenagers will only retain knowledge of the things that interest them most.  Odds are, the majority of young men in the USA know far more about Kim Kardashian than Ronald Reagan.  What is the difference between the two?  That's right!  Kim Kardishian is nothing but an expensive porn actress.  I bet if there was a sex tape with Ronald Reagan getting last place in a game of "Ookie Cookie" the kids today would know his entire biography.

That's where Learnin' Porn comes in.  We combine something young people like with something they should learn.  Porn and history.  You won't be able to stop a teenage boy from studying if every lesson was masturbation fodder.  No student could forget the year The Battle of Little Big Horn took place if 1876 were splashed onto a pair of greasy tits with Custer's Jizz.

Just take a look at Marie Curie.  MMMMMM  What virile young man would turn that down?  "Who is she?"  they wonder as they flip through the sticky pages of their history textbooks.  Just think, pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt hanging on college dorm walls instead of instead of Sasha Grey.  That is the beauty and magic of Learnin' Porn.

Marie Curie in "Danger! RADIO(sexually)ACTIVE"

But we can't forget our gay and adventurous youth.  Learnin' Porn will cover all the bases.  Any type of porn for any period of history.  Learnin' Porn doesn't discriminate.  A student's interest will be peaked when he see's how hungry Stalin is for cock, then they'll learn he was also hungry for power".  

Joseph Stalin in "SOVIET civil UNION"

 Learnin' Porn!  COMING SOON to a fine educational facility near you!



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