Dingo the Bounty Hunter Theme Song

He's coming out to get ya, and his eyes are cold as steel. He's got intentions that are ugly, so swallow your last meal. And if you ever try to beat him, he'll bring you to your knees. That's right, you dirty vagrant, it's time for more so beg him "please".

His name is Dingo... A bounty hunter down in Reno....
He's got four sons, they're all named "Tito"...
And cuz' their momma drank they'll always BE slow...


His name is Dingo... A bounty hunter down in Reno....
Although he's skinny as a bean pole...
His wife is built just like a steam boat...

Now listen up, sweet Susie, 'cause there's something you should know. Dingo's out to get ya with his reality TV show. The ladies love him so much that the panties line his floor. And if he were judged by everyone, they'd call him a "man-sized whore"

His name is Dingo... A bounty hunter down in Reno....
He's got four sons, they're all named "Tito"...
And cuz' their momma drank they'll always BE slow...


His name is Dingo... A bounty hunter down in Reno....
Although he's skinny as a bean pole...
His wife is built just like a steam boat...

If your unlucky enough to meet him, keep this thought in yer mind: There's more man behind that mullet than you'll likely ever find. And if you ever cross him, your askin' to get beat. Just make sure your wife is not around or he'll sweep her off her feet!

His name is Dingo... A bounty hunter down in Reno....
He's got four sons, they're all named "Tito"...
And cuz' their momma drank they'll always BE slow...


His name is Dingo... A bounty hunter down in Reno....
Although he's skinny as a bean pole...
His wife is built just like a steam boat...