Calm down, guy... Don't get excited, I was just wondering if you were taller than me, and clearly you are... Ooh... Good one... Made me flinch (awkward laughter). Go ahead, sit back down. No? OK, I guess I will sit down then. And let me be the first to say, I am downright embarrassed about my behavior here. I mean, what would my girlfriend think if she saw me now? Ha Ha!
I do too have a girlfriend. No, I don't keep any pictures of her in my wallet, and I don't have a cellphone. Oh, this? That is my buddy's cellphone. I am just holding on to it. He let me borrow it because mine was burned up in a house fire. Yes, Sir you can see it. You have to push the green button twice to...
That was completely uncalled for. You owe me $100 dollars, buddy. And you had better hope the memory chip isn't broken! All right, let me see your ID. I am going to write down your address and you are going to hear from...
You are right, Sir. I don't know what came over me. I am just going to keep looking at my shoes... here's my wallet. Could you please walk away? I am in a terrible hurry...
FUCK YOU! (running)
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